Who said he wanted to?
An 80 year old man went to the doctor for a checkup and the doctor was amazed at what good shape the guy was in. The doctor asked, *"To what do you attribute your good health?"*
The old timer said, *"I'm a golfer and that's why I'm in such good shape. I'm up well before daylight and out golfing up and down the fairways."*
The doctor said, *"Well, I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to it. How old was your father when he died?"*
The old timer said, *"Wh…