Fathers Jokes

The Italian An 80-year-old Italian goes to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, ""How do you stay in such great physical condition?"" ""I'm Italian and I am a golfer,"" says Silvio, ""and that's why I'm in such good shape. I'm up well before daylight and out golfing up and down the fairways. I have a glass of vino, and all is well."" ""'Well,"" says the doctor, ""I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to it. How old was your Father w…

The 80 Year Old Golfer Silvio, an 80-year-old Italian goes to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, ""How do you stay in such great physical condition?"" ""I'm Italian and I am a golfer..."" says Silvio, ""and that's why I'm in such good shape. I'm up well before daylight and out golfing up and down the fairways. I have a glass of vino and all is well."" ""Well...,"" says the doctor, ""I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to it. How…

A Father's Gift A proud new father sits down with his dad to have a drink. "Well son, now that you have a son of your own its time I gave you something." "Dad you dont mea-" "Yes I do. You've earned it." Says the father as he passes a copy of '1001 Dad Jokes 5th Edition' to the son. "Dad I dont know what to say...I'm honored." "Hi honored," Replies the father. "I'm dad."

A Father's Gift A proud new father sits down with his dad to have a drink.

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