Sir Officer Jokes

The language of Heaven (Mind you, I got this joke from a Russian) A policeman is walking around on patrol when he spots an older gentleman sitting on a bench outside Vladivostok train station. The man on the bench seems to be muttering intensely to himself. Curious, the policeman walks up to him and asks: "Good citizen, what are you mumbling about? Has something happened?" The man looks up, confounded at first, before his eyes orient on the policeman. "Oh, sorry, good sir officer, I didn't …

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