Vladivostok Jokes

The language of Heaven (Mind you, I got this joke from a Russian) A policeman is walking around on patrol when he spots an older gentleman sitting on a bench outside Vladivostok train station. The man on the bench seems to be muttering intensely to himself. Curious, the policeman walks up to him and asks: "Good citizen, what are you mumbling about? Has something happened?" The man looks up, confounded at first, before his eyes orient on the policeman. "Oh, sorry, good sir officer, I didn't …

A Japanese sailor sent out an SOS call. Just as he is sinking a small boat from the Vladivostok coastguard arrives. Four men greet him and help him onboard. The first gives him a towel. The sailor dries himself and tries to thank the man, but neither speak each others language very well. The second gives him a warm military jacket. Again he thanks his saviours as best he can. The third gives him a rifle. He thanks the man but is confused as to why a gun would help him in the current situation…