An old geezer, who had been a retired farmer for a long time became very bored and decided to open a medical clinic
He put up a sign outside that said: "Get your treatment for $500 - if not cured get back $1,000."
Doctor Young, who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000, so, he went to the clinic.
Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please b…