Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving? It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey? The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

Thanksgiving in Bulgaria Obviously Thanksgiving is an American holiday. However, as a former soldier deployed to Southern Europe, I was given a week long pass during the week of Thanksgiving. I decided to go to Bulgaria. You know what the best thing about Thanksgiving in Bulgaria is? Bulgaria is next to Turkey and Greece.

At a Diplomats' dinner, a waiter tripped and shattered the beautiful plate in which he was carrying a large turkey. Hushed silence turned into a roar of laughter, when the quick-witted Diplomat announced: "Ladies and Gentlemen! You have just witnessed 4 major international events happening :- Fall of Turkey Breakup of China Spillage of Greece and Frustration of Hungary!"