At a Diplomats' dinner, a waiter tripped and shattered the beautiful plate in which he was carrying a large turkey. Hushed silence turned into a roar of laughter, when the quick-witted Diplomat announced: "Ladies and Gentlemen! You have just witnessed 4 major international events happening :- Fall of Turkey Breakup of China Spillage of Greece and Frustration of Hungary!"

How do you end world hunger?,"Put Turkey in Greece to cook it then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?,"It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece and the breakup of China.

How do you end world hunger? Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.