How it's made A dentist noticed that his next patient, an elderly lady, was looking very nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves. ""Do you know how they make these gloves?"" he asked. ""No, I don't"" she replied. Well,"" he spoofed, ""there's a building in China with a big tank of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size."" She didn't crack a smil…

A little Indian boy asked his father... ...the big chief and witch doctor of the tribe, ""Papa, why is it that we always have long names, while the white men have shorter names - Bill, Tex or Sam, for example?"" His father replied, ""Look, son, our names represent a symbol, a sign, or a poem for our culture not like the white men, who live all together and repeat their names from generation to generation. Also, it is part of our makeup that in spite of everything, we survive. For example, your s…

Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. The Chinese friend just says ""CHIN YU YAN"" and dies. Sardarji goes to China to find the meaning of his friend's last Words. And finds It means ""U R STANDNG ON the OXYGEN TUBE!""

A Visit to the Hospital (can be told long or short) A religious man walks into a hospital hoping to do a good deed by visiting the sick. The man has passed the nurse at the front desk and is looking around to find a sick person to cheer up. He looks all over the hospital but he just cant seem to find any sick person that isn't being visited! Finally the man comes to the end of a large hallway and sees a Chinese man laying in bed, hooked up to what seems to be thousands of wires, leads, and tubes…