Make sure you finish all of your math homework, there are dumb kids in America who can't add - parents in China, probably

264 students died in a school fire... in Beijing earlier today. The most tragic thing was they all got out safely, ran around the building, and then ran back inside.

""Class, can anyone name the space probe currently orbiting Jupiter?"" **Exchange student from Nanjing, China**: Juno!   **Teacher**: I *do* know the answer, that's why I'm asking all of you. Does anyone else know the answer? Extra points to whomever answers it correctly!   **Exchange student from Nanjing, China**: Juno! Juno! *Juno!*   **Teacher**: Wally! That is it! Go to the principles office immediately! *Note that the exchange student is one of the top students in…

So a young boy in China is asked a question by his teacher... ""Do you know where the Empire State Building in New York is?"" The child answers, ""No I don't."" The teacher grows quite frantic, ""You're gonna have to go to the principals for this. So, as the child is in the office the principal asks him why he is there, ""I was sent by my teachers because I didn't know where the Empire State Building in New York is."" The principal gets scared and says, ""You need to go to court for this."" So, …