Two part joke Q. How does an elephant hide in an apple tree? A. He paints his balls red. Q. What's the loudest sound in Africa? A. Giraffes eating apples.

REQUEST: Racist "White" jokes, please. I know DOZENS of Racist Jokes. But only a couple (not very good) Racist White Jokes. For example: Did you hear about the 2 house fire in Mexico? Thousands died. Why do Mexican's drive low-riders? So they can pick strawberries from their car. A man walks into a Bar with a Parrot on his shoulder. The Bartender says: "Wow, that's awesome! Where can I get one?" The Parrot Replies: "Africa! There's millions of them!" Seriously though: I love Black People. …

What do Magic Johnson, Charlie Sheen and roughly 250,000 children in Africa have in common? A continuing chance to create a better tomorrow. You **sick** bastards.

A black guy with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar The bartender asks: Hey cool, where'd you get it? The parrot says: Africa