Africa Jokes

If only Africa had more mosquito nets... then every year we could save millions of mosquitos dying needlessly of aids.

What's the most positive thing in Africa? HIV

A black man with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar. ""That's so cool"" says the bartender, ""where did you get it?"" ""Africa"" replies the parrot.

If only there were mosquito nets in Africa... We could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.

The geography of men and women. The geography of a woman: Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered , half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50, a woman i…

The geography of women.. Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered , half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glor…

There aren't that many casinos in Africa. Cause there are too many cheetahs. And if you meet one who claims he isn't a cheetah, he's probably lion to you.

Why does Africa never win Olympics Because it's a continent, You idiot

Now I don't know if this is racist but a black guy walks into a bar.... The barman goes 'wow where'd you get that?' To which the parrot goes 'Africa'

What's worse than being a tanning salon owner in Africa? Being a Somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio.

I went to Africa and spoke with the people there... It just clicked.

Bill and Hillary's anniversary Interviewer: Mr. Clinton, what was your anniversary gift for Hillary this year? Bill: I took her to Africa! Interviewer: That's wonderful. What will be your gift next year? Bill: Maybe I'll take her back home.

A Russian arrives in New York City... A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, ""Thank you Mr. American for letting me come into this country, giving me housing, food stamps, and a free education!"" The passerby says, ""You are mistaken, I am a Mexican."" The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ""Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America ."" The person says, ""I not…

When my robot left me for Africa I had to ask why. ""Why are you moving there?"" ""Because! Botswana! Duh""

The missionary was in Africa working with this isolated tribe... The missionary was in Africa working with this isolated tribe for two years. One day he wakes up to sticks poking him and sees himself surrounded by members of the tribe who lift him violently and bring him to the chief. ""For what you've done, you're going to die!"". Confused, the missionary asks: ""What have I done that I deserve to die?!"" The chief points his finger and the crowd opens up to reveal a rather white baby. ""This b…

A little boy asks his Dad a question A little boy says, Dad, I've heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her.' Son,' says the dad. That happens everywhere.'

I see children like I see bongo drums They're slightly irritating but it's fashionable for the rich to bring them back from Africa Edit:people also dislike it when you beat them In public

A little boy says, Dad, I've heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her. ' Son,' says the dad. That happens everywhere.'

If only Africa had more mosquito nets... ...then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of aids. - Jimmy Carr

If only Africa had more mosquito nets Then every year we could save millions of mosquito's from dying needlessly of Aids.

A black guy, a Mexican guy, and a white hillbilly are the only survivors of a plane crash in the Nevada desert. As they attempt to walk back to civilization, they come across a genie lamp. The genie pops out and offers to grant them each one wish. The black guy steps forward and says ""My people have been enslaved for centuries and oppressed for all of our history. We are treated like second-class citizens and people always assume the worst of us. My wish is that all black men, women, and childr…

A black man walks into a bar... A black man walks into a noisy, crowded bar with a beautiful, multicolored parrot on his shoulder. As soon as he steps in, all noise suddenly ceases and everyone turns to stare at him. One man steps forward and asks, stunned: ""Where did you get that?"" The bar is quiet, save the creaks of seats as everyone leans in to hear the answer. ""Go to Africa,"" the parrot responds, ""there's millions of them.""

This is for my people Four guys, white, black, Hispanic and Asian, are all on a plane filled with care packages. They fly over China, where the Asian guy throws over a crate filled with chopsticks and rice as he yells, ""This is for my people!"" Next, they fly over Mexico, where the Hispanic guy throws over a crate filled with tacos and salsa as he yells, ""This is for my people!"" After that, they fly over Texas, where the white guy throws over a crate filled with beer and hamburgers as he yell…

Why are there so few casinos in Africa? Too many cheetahs

A black man walked into the bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bar man asks, ""Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?"" The parrot says, ""Africa! There are loads of them running around!""