There are starving kids in Africa. IHOP has a "Kids Eat Free" promotion. Just build an IHOP in Africa. Problem solved.

I'm starting a Kickstarter to bring a lion from Africa and let it loose in a dentist's office.

The thermostat was invented 125 years ago, but I have yet to work in an office with one that has anything but Africa and Sibera as settings.

At the hunting lodge During a social meeting at a traditional hunting lodge, one of the newcomers was talking to one of the oldest there. The guy was so old he couldn't even walk or talk properly. And he was telling stories about his youth and about a hunting trip to Africa, long ago. ""So my child, I was a bit tired and no animals spotted that day that I decided to take a nap. Laid my body between a tree and a bush. All of a sudden I woke up with a noise and movement behind the bush. Over it ju…