There are starving kids in Africa. IHOP has a "Kids Eat Free" promotion. Just build an IHOP in Africa. Problem solved.

I'm starting a Kickstarter to bring a lion from Africa and let it loose in a dentist's office.

At the hunting lodge During a social meeting at a traditional hunting lodge, one of the newcomers was talking to one of the oldest there. The guy was so old he couldn't even walk or talk properly. And he was telling stories about his youth and about a hunting trip to Africa, long ago. ""So my child, I was a bit tired and no animals spotted that day that I decided to take a nap. Laid my body between a tree and a bush. All of a sudden I woke up with a noise and movement behind the bush. Over it ju…

A hypochondriac visits his doctor and claims he has Ebola. Annoyed, the doctor asks if the man has visited Africa recently. The man replies, ""No... b-but I have all the symptoms. I CHECKED online before coming in today."" Now, normally the doctor would humor this man, but this was a very busy day and he had already come in 100 times this year. So the doctor overreacted and started berating the man. ""You FOOL! There's nothing wrong with you! STOP WASTING MY TIME!! Can't you see there are SICK p…