There are starving kids in Africa. IHOP has a "Kids Eat Free" promotion. Just build an IHOP in Africa. Problem solved.

Moving to Africa so I can feed my kids for 18 cents a day.

"The house always wins," muttered Dorothy as she stared at the witch's crushed body.

I could've built a school in Africa with the amount of time I've spent uncapitalizing letters in texts to seem cool.