Margret Jokes

Graham Cracker ""So I was walking down the street today..."" ""Margret, would you like some raw toast with your tea?"", Sally interrupted. ""Why, yes, thank you--So, as I was saying, I was walking down the street, minding my own business, when a very impolite Africa American approached me and demanded my purse."" ""Give up dat' purse, Crack'a"", I believe was the vernacular the young man used. ""So, anyway, you know, I just won't stand for that Willy-Nilly sort of thing."" ""Of course not"", Sal…

A man dies, and goes to heaven When he arrives, God and his family come to greet him. 'Jerry' God says, 'you have been good all your life, but there is one sin you have committed - you have killed a deer, and had it stuffed. But before you did that, you and your family had the nerve to do indecent things to it before it's death. You Jerry, have cut off its legs before it died. Therefore, you must lose your legs if you wish to enter.' Jerry was quite reluctant, but did not want to be denied to en…