Then Johnny Jokes

I'm speechless. t was oral examination in the standard two. The class teacher asked various questions to the students. She asked Tom, Can you tell me a name of an animal that starts with alphabet E'? Tom replied ELEPHANT' Teacher asked him again to name an animal that starts with alphabet T'. Tom replied Two Elephants' Teacher asked him the same question. Tom replied Ten Elephants' Annoyed teacher, asked him name an animal that starts with alphabet M' Tom replied Mother Elephant' The angry teach…

Johnny asked to Sam what they will do that night. Sam said ""we will flip a coin Then Johnny said ""If it comes head, we will go for movies. If tails, we will play cards, if it stands on edge, we will study

One day the kids in Ms. Evans science class were disagreeing with her. Ms. Evans was talking about evolution. Ms. Evans was an atheist. Then Johnny raised his hand and said, "But I thought God created mankind?" Ms. Evans then replied, "Well can you see God?" "No." "Hear God?" "No." "Feel God?" "No." This went on for quite a while. "Well then God doesn't exist." Then Johnny whispered back to his friend Jimmy, "Can you see Ms. Evan's brain?” “No” “So that must not exist."