a couple of jokes I thought were funny 3 and 5 are my own jokes, made them up for some friends telling the rest. Q. Why are there so few casinos in Africa? A. too many cheetahs Q. what kind of tree grows in your hand? A. a palm tree Q. Why was god so upset? A. Jesus got cross with him Q. Why was Jesus so tired? A. He got nailed last night Q. What did Jesus say when he aced the test? A. Nailed it!