There are poor, helpless kids in Africa who really need our help. But there's also kids with machine guns so I'm not going.

The other day I was scraping leftovers into the garbage... ...and I couldn't help but think of those poor kids in Africa who don't have any garbage bins.

I see children like I see bongo drums They're slightly irritating but it's fashionable for the rich to bring them back from Africa Edit:people also dislike it when you beat them In public

If only we had more money for mosquito nets in Africa... think of all the mosquitoes we could save from dying needlessly of AIDS.