The missionary was in Africa working with this isolated tribe... The missionary was in Africa working with this isolated tribe for two years. One day he wakes up to sticks poking him and sees himself surrounded by members of the tribe who lift him violently and bring him to the chief. ""For what you've done, you're going to die!"". Confused, the missionary asks: ""What have I done that I deserve to die?!"" The chief points his finger and the crowd opens up to reveal a rather white baby. ""This b…

A guy and his family are on safari... And they're traveling across Africa. they see the Giraffes, in all their majestic awkwardness, and they see the lions, with their intimidating beauty. The family then comes upon a herd of Elephants, and the child notices that one of the baby elephants is standing with his paw in the air, like he's injured. Without thinking, the kid jumps out of the Jeep, and runs up to the elephant. Turns out theres a large stick wedged in his paw. The young child pulls the …

How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday? They bring flowers to his grave.

"Uh-oh!" - My toddler, looking me dead in the eye while he feeds his dinner to the dog