Read my jokes 1. I like those waterless toilets. Or as Africa calls them. Buckets. 2. Coathangers must always be warm. 3. There's no lawns in space so lawn gnomes would just be gnomes. 4. I was really high for like 2 hours then I heard a voice say 'we'll be landing in 10 minutes' 5. I didn't finish school. The only degree I got is from a thermometer. I almost scored 100 though! 98.6 6. My gf has a nice butt chin 7. I want to order delivery pizza to my mobile home and have them chase me all over town. 8. Black people scare me so i dont wear sunglasses. 9. Go big or go ho-tel. 10. Im a product of my world, of warcraft.