Bangkok Jokes

""It's a boy!"" Mario shouted. ""It's a boy!"" With tears rolling down his cheeks, Mario came running out of the room....and never visited Bangkok again.

I've lost a friend after we chopped up a man from Bangkok together We severed Thais

Confucius says Man entering airport door sideways bound to Bangkok

It's a boy! ""It's a boy"", Jimbo shouted, ""It's a BOY!"" With tears rolling down his eyes, Jimbo came running out of the room. And never returned to Bangkok again.

Despite all the wars Thailand has been in... They still have been doing a Bangkok job as a country.

Inspector Jacques Clouseau was flying to Bangkok for the first time and was very excited... ...so as soon as it was announced that the plane was about to land in Bangkok, unable to contain his excitement, he started shouting,""Bangkok, Bangkok, Bangkok""... Air Hostess: Sir, be silent. Clouseau: Okay...Angkok, Angkok, Angkok!!

Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. Wife: Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok? Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. ""If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo"":p

A rouge English cavalier from the Middle Ages is magically sent into the future to depose Thailand's most ruthless dictator. One knight in Bangkok makes a hard man humble.

What is a Thai person's finishing fight move. Bangkok.

Competitions. How did the Bread contest end? Stalemate. What about the weed smoking contest? There were *joint* winners! What about the competition to see who could locate Bangkok the quickest on a map? Was a Thai. And that sketching contest? A draw.

Made in Thailand Have you heard of the mountain climber from Bangkok? He became famous as the Thai of the Eiger. ~ Who won the election for mayor of Bangkok? It was a Thai.

It's a Boy! James shouted, It's a Boy!!! i still can't believe it! ..with tears rolling down ,James came running out .....swearing never ever to come back to Bangkok again! xD

Old Chinese Proverb Says ""Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok""

Man who walks through airport turnstiles sideways.... is going to Bangkok

Obama and Biden are sitting in the Oval Office... Obama looks at the Vice President and says ""Look at this economic report! The people of Bangkok are doing astoundingly! What will we call this country in 20 years?"" Biden thinks for a moment, then replies, ""I'm not sure Mr. President. What will we call them?"" Obama stands up, looks into the distance, and says ""We will call them Tai-Two."" The President sits back down and reads another report. ""My god!"" he exclaims, ""The Berlin numbers are…

What do you can an agent orange attack on Bangkok? Thai die.

WHY couldnet anyone win at the Bangkok Olympics Because its always a THAI game.

Map jokes How do you get around in Italy? You Rome. Why does everyone love Thailand? They Bangkok. I Congo to Africa, Kenya? Why do the French take there time? They hate to Russia What's the unhappiest state? Misery Who are the unhappiest Europeans? The Hungary ones. Why are the so many Subway's in India? Because it's the New Delhi capitol of the world. Why does Russia have so many Latino immigrants. Because they have Mas Cow. Where can you eat of the floor. Where they Florence. FEEL FREE TO ADD…

Confucius say... Man who walk through airport sideways going to Bangkok.

Silly superstition A reporter was on a business trip in Bangkok, when he struck up a conversation with a young lady in a bar. After a half dozen drinks, he suggested they get their own bottle and retire to his motel room, and she readily agreed. ""Say, how old are you anyway,"" the man asked, as the obviously-young lass was disrobing. ""Thirteen"" she replied with a shy smile. ""THIRTEEN??? My God, Girl!!! You get those clothes back on at once and get the hell outta here! Are you crazy?"" he thu…

The President of the United States, the Prime Minister of England, and the King of Thailand walk into a bar in Bangkok and the bartender says ""May I get you and your guests drinks, Your Majesty?""

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to bangkok

What do you call an impatient man from Bangkok who moved to the capital city of the Republic of China for a writing job, got kidnapped, covered in multicolored paint and restrained with rope? A tied-up, tye-dyed, Type-A, Taipei-Thai typist.

""It's a boy! "" Frank exclaimed. ""It's a boy!"" And he never visited Bangkok ever again.

Did you hear what the Kathmandu? He Baghdad so he could Bangkok