What do they call Peter Pan in China? Peter Wok

A man comes into his favourite bar and orders 3 Beers.... ...he sits down at his table where he is always sitting. A new bartender comes to him and asks what he wants to drink. The man orders 3 beers at once alone, drinks each of them and leaves the bar... Two weeks later he comes back to the bar, same procedure, ordering 3 beers at once and drinks em. When the man wants to pay his drinks, the new bartender asks: "Sir, why do you order 3 beers at the same time? You could get fresh ones all the…

A joke from my old physics professor.. How Long is a battleship. True or false? False. How Long is a man from China.

My friend lived in China for a long time, this was the only joke that he heard that made sense in English. Xi went to Guangxi and spoke with the governor about the fine people of China. The governor: Fine people...I don't know. Xi: I will show you. Hey you! Come here! What do you do? Farmer: I'm a farmer. Xi: Let me ask you, if you had two houses, would you give one to the government? Without hesitation the farmer says yes.. Xi turns to the governor who isn't convinced. Xi asks: if you ha…