The President of the United States, the Prime Minister of England, and the King of Thailand walk into a bar in Bangkok and the bartender says ""May I get you and your guests drinks, Your Majesty?""

Despite all the wars Thailand has been in... They still have been doing a Bangkok job as a country.

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Thailand was having difficulty trading with China because they refused to trade in Thai Bhat currency. Noticing that they had no problems dealing in Korean Won, the treasury of Thailand decided to purchase several trillion Won and sent communication to China to announce their new currency. China responded with a statement that the government does not recognize Thai Won.