Politician in China asks Man why he is leaving China to move to the US. **Politician In China:** Why are you leaving China to go the US? Are you not satisfied with the work? ***Man In China:*** I am satisfied with the work. **Politician In China:** Are you not satisfied with the pay? ***Man In China:*** I am satisfied with the pay. **Politician In China:** Are you not satisfied with the Politicians in China? ***Man In China:*** I am satisfied with the Politicians in China. **Politician In China:…

Trump's statement regarding China Trump: ""In little over a week when I take office, China will fall into a slump. Factories will shut down, shops will close, stock markets will not trade, and government will grind to a halt.The wealthy will flee overseas with their families, citizens desperately trade their currency for food, doors all across the country will be plastered with red notices and the empty streets will reek of lingering gunpowder. The people, with nothing to do will turn to day-lon…

So, the Presidential Election is only a little over weeks away and I still haven't decided... ...if I should learn Russian, Chinese, Arabic or Spanish Because we will probably have a war against Russia and lose, or get economically crushed by China, or get sold out to the Arabs, or get overran by Mexicans.

Switzerland declares war on China. The Chinese President is informed by one of his aides that Switzerland has declared war on them. The president calmly asks: ""What's the population of Switzerland?"", the aide replies: ""8 million, sir"", and so the president says: ""Alright, which hotel will they be staying at?"".