What do you call an impatient man from Bangkok who moved to the capital city of the Republic of China for a writing job, got kidnapped, covered in multicolored paint and restrained with rope? A tied-up, tye-dyed, Type-A, Taipei-Thai typist.

Did you know that there's a place in the Middle East that's considered the father of the bagpipe? It's Baghdad

What's the most commonly played song at a strip club in Iraq? Baghdad ass up.

What do you call a spider from Baghdad? An Iraqnid.