Hassan Jokes

Say what you like about us Arabs, but at least we don't go to Africa and start naming lions 'Ahmad' and 'Hassan'.

Mustapha is walking with his wife. Hassan his friend notices that his wife is walking in front of him and asks: ""You know the koran says that the man should walk infront of the wife""? Mustapha:"" I am aware what the koran says but this is a minefield"".

Jihadi math university question: Ahmed has 3 lunch boxes. He gives one to Mohammed and another to Hassan. Calculate the area it will cover after the explosion.

Maths Question (Muslim version) Question 1) If Mohammad has 3 apples and gives one to Hassan and one to Ahmed, what is the radius of the explosion?

Pakistani math problem. Ahmed has 3 lunch boxes. He gives one to Mohammed and another to Hassan. Calculate the radius of the explosion.