Pakistani math problem. Ahmed has 3 lunch boxes. He gives one to Mohammed and another to Hassan. Calculate the radius of the explosion.

Racist joke time! Last night my daughter walked into the living room and said ""Dad, cancel my allowance, stop paying my college tuition, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV, stereo, iPhone, iPad, and jewelry and give it to charity. Sell my car and take my front door key and throw me out of the house."" Well, she didn't actually put it like that. She said, ""Dad, this is my new boyfriend, Mohammed.""

Mohammed goes to school.... The children were returning to class after playtime. The first child into class was Jack. ''Jack,'' said the teacher, ''what did you do this playtime?'' ''I was playing in the sandpit,'' replied Jack. ''How fun! If you can spell 'sand' on the board, you can have a cookie!'' Jack successfully spelled 'sand' on the board and was given a cookie. Sally was the next child into class. ''Sally,'' said the teacher, ''what did you do this playtime?'' ''I played in the sandpit,…

Spelling Bee It's cup final day and three boys in the class want to go home early to watch the match. The teacher decides to hold a spelling bee and allow the boys who spell their words correctly to leave school for the day to see their team. Tommy, spell dog for me please. Easy sir, D-O-G. Very good Tommy, off you go. Martin, spell cat for me please. Simple, sir. C-A-T. Very good Martin, off you go, enjoy the game. Thank you sir! Ahmed I would like you to spell racial discrimination.