I don't get it, no one complains when Madonna and Angelina Jolie steal black kids from Africa.

There are starving kids in Africa. IHOP has a "Kids Eat Free" promotion. Just build an IHOP in Africa. Problem solved.

I'm just hoping Angelina Jolie hooks-up with Val Kilmer... the "Vagelina" headlines would be priceless!

Moving to Africa so I can feed my kids for 18 cents a day.