Can any of you read your Chinese food bill? Looks like they charged me for a chicken lo-mein, a python, Africa, and a diet Coke.

I still don't understand how finishing my food is going to save a starving child in Africa.

Lost in africa Two friends became lost during a safari in Africa. Whilst discussing how to find their way out, they heard a viscous snarl to their left. Upon looking they saw what appeared to be a very hungry leopard. At that sight, one of them bent down and started tightening his shoe laces. His friend said ''Hey are you crazy!!!! You can't outrun a leopard.'' His friend replied, '' Mate, i don't have to,I just have to outrun you!!!!''

A context joke Have you ever noticed that when you say, ""I hope you're hungry"" in a place like America it's nice. But if you say that in Africa it is a cruel joke.