What do Magic Johnson, Charlie Sheen and roughly 250,000 children in Africa have in common? A continuing chance to create a better tomorrow. You **sick** bastards.

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? Enough to kill two and a half men.

How much cocaine can Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

How much cocaine can Charlie Sheen do? enough to kill 2 1/2 men.