Christian Bale Jokes

Christian Bale has done ok for himself considering he's named after a religious bundle of hay.

If Christian Bale has never cancelled a date and said "sorry to Bale on you" then I don't think he is living life to the fullest.

I just baptized a bale of hay and now I have a Christian Bale.

Good for Christian Bale, visiting the victims of the Aurora, Colorado massacre. I heard some of them even got to meet Heath Ledger.

If Batman left church early... Would it be a Christian Bale?

What do people say when Batman skips Church? Christian Bale

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay? You get a Christian Bale

What do you call it when batman leaves religion Christian Bale

What do you call Batman who skips Church? Christian *Bale*

What do Batman films and religious farms have in common? They may have a Christian Bale in them.

Batman was arrested today in the Vatican He was released on Christian Bale

If you can be Batman, always be Batman Some people are Jewish, some are Arabs, but I prefer to be Christian Bale.

What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early? Christian Bale.

Batman's identity revealed Batman was identified as Christian Bale Sunday when he didn't show up at church...

What do you call it when batman plays hooky from church? Christian Bale

I asked Christian Bale how many ex's he had... ...he started counting, and then he fell asleep! (works with any welsh person's name)

Christian Bale won Best Supporting Actor for playing a mentally unstable drug addict.And then Charlie Sheen was like, ""You can get an award for that?

What's it called when Batman skips church? What's it called when Batman skips Church? ...Christian Bale.

What do you call Batman running out of a church? Christian Bale

I saw Batman leaving Church early on Easter It was the first time I had seen a Christian Bale

What's it called when Batman skips church? Christian Bale

What do you call batman when he runs out of church? Christian bale

If you skip church on Sundays.. You're pulling a Christian Bale.

So Batman skipped church... Call that a Christian Bale

What's it called when Batman leaves the church early? Christian Bale