Having trouble keeping track of which celebrities are alive and which ones are dead? Here, use my Heath ledger.

Christian Bale has done ok for himself considering he's named after a religious bundle of hay.

High heels are just regular heels that live in Colorado Haha we make jokes on here to try to keep the enveloping darkness at bay

I would bring my dog a nice jerky treat from Colorado, but he only eats local, sustainable cat turds.