Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... And orders a drink or two. Or three. Or four. And then gets into a barfight.#Charlie Sheen#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
On a scale of 1 to Charlie Sheen, I'm at Mel Gibson drunk right now.#Charlie Sheen#Mel Gibson#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.#Animals#Lawyer#Police#Bar+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Beer makes me feel invincible. Vodka makes me feel innvienceablrerrer. *falls down*#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp