Diana Jokes

I bet Flo Rida sometimes wishes he went with the name 'In Diana' instead.

Mr. Jones, did you or did you not have an affair with the victim, Diana? "No!" Oh really. And what's your first name? "Indiana" [jury gasps]

What do princess diana and pink floyd have in common? Their last greatest hit was the wall.

Princess Diana and Mother Theresa are in Heaven when Mother Theresa notices that Princess Diana has a bigger halo than she does. She asks God, ""Why does the Princess Diana get a bigger halo than me, she was a great person but I helped so many more people. I should at least have the same size halo as her"" God replies, ""That's not a halo, it's a steering wheel""

Mother Theresa goes to heaven.... ...she's walking around and sees so many famous people. She runs into princess Diana and cant help but notice that Dianas halo is bigger than hers. Mother Theresa storms out and finds god... ""Why is princess Diana's halo larger than mine...I gave my life to you..lived the life you told me.to live...all she did is married into a royal family..."" God calms her down and giggles That's not a halo...that's a steering wheel...

prial the queen and princess diana were driving through the forest in their landrover when they were stopped by an armed robber. The robber demanded the queens cash. She replied don't you know my man that I dont carry cash. He then demanded dianas jewels , she replied I'm the most beautiful woman in the world I don't wear jewels. He ordered them out and stole the land rover. When he was gone Diana asked the queen where she had hid her cash she replied up my snatch. where did you hide your jewels…

If the house is in the kitchen, and Diana's in the kitchen, what's in Diana? A state (Indiana)

The Queen of England dies and goes to heaven. Naturally, she spends her first few hours there catching up with all of her dead friends and family members. Eventually, she sees Princess Diana, and they start chatting, but Queen Elizabeth is clearly distracted. Eventually, she finally asks, "Diana, dear, why is it that nobody else here has a halo except for you?" A furious Diana responds, "That's a steering wheel, bitch!"

Did you know princess diana was on the radio during her car accident? She was also on the dash, windshield and the hood

Queen Elizabeth arrives to Heaven ... St Peter lets her in and gives her a tour around the heavenly garden. -Here are all your family members, previous pets and people of historical significance during your reign. Liz looks around this multitude of people who wave at her, smiling. Suddenly she stops and calls St.Peter aside. -What the F***?, Diana has a bigger halo than me!! I reigned for decades, saw my country trough wars and depressions and wars again, gave god, freedom and peace to n…

Introducing my girlfriend to my family . ME : this is my gf Diana

What's the similarities between princess Diana and Pink Floyd? Their last big hit was the wall

What do Pink Floyd and princess Diana have in common? Their last big hit was the wall.

Did you know princess diana was on the radio during her car accident? She was also on the dash

So did you guys hear that princess Diana was on the radio last week?,"...and the dashboard, the windshield and the hood of the car too

What do princess Diana and pink Floyd have in common? their biggest hits were both the wall

So did you guys hear that princess Diana was on the radio last week? ...and the dashboard, the windshield, and the hood of the car too

what does cellphone reception and princess diana have in common? They both die in tunnels

What was Dodi Fayed's favorite state? In Diana

What does Diana stand for? Dead In A Nasty Accident.

How did the media find out that princess Diana had dandruff? They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment

How do police know that princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders under the steering wheel.

what is the disease that killed princes diana? Car pole tunnel syndrome

Why did princess Diana cross the street? Because she wasn't wearing her seatbelt.

How do you know princess diana had dandruff? Because her head and shoulders were on the dashboard.