Mother Theresa goes to heaven.... ...she's walking around and sees so many famous people. She runs into princess Diana and cant help but notice that Dianas halo is bigger than hers. Mother Theresa storms out and finds god... ""Why is princess Diana's halo larger than mine...I gave my life to you..lived the life you told me.to live...all she did is married into a royal family..."" God calms her down and giggles That's not a halo...that's a steering wheel...