3 Men go to heaven... God: What would you like everyone to say at your funeral Billy? Billy: That ""I was a great father and caring husband of a beautiful wife."" God: ok, what about you George? George: That ""I was a great doctor and have saved many lives."" God: Alright, what about you Timmy? Timmy: I want them to say: ""Hey look! He's MOVING!""

Marriage Jokes...more like facts Marriage Jokes We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener. There are two times a man doesn't understand a woman, before marriage and after marriage! A successful husband is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man! A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife! A woman has the last word in…

My African-American pastor was not amused Man is in a hospital room with his wife who is giving birth. After all the pain and pushing, she gives birth to a healthy baby boy. A half-black baby boy. The white father is outraged, and runs out of the room, knocking things down and shouting on his away down the hall. The doctor who delivered the baby rushes to him and asks him what is wrong. Man: That baby is half-black. I am white. Don't you see a problem here!? Doctor: Sir, I still don't see the pr…

A charitable organization noticed that the richest man in town had never donated. A representative of the organization called the man. "Our research shows that you make millions of dollars a year, and we were wondering if you'd like to donate some amount to help those in need." The man responded, "Did your research show you that my mother is suffering from a chronic illness, and cannot afford her medical bills?" "Erm, no..." "Did your research take into account my sister, whose husband died…