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Royal Prince Charles goes to a party wearing a fox hat. It looked pretty weird but because he was royalty no one said anything. Finally towards the end of the party someone went up to Charles and said (in posh English accent) 'Charles, why on earth are you wearing that hat to a party like this?' And Charles replied (also in a posh english accent) 'Well, when i was talking to mother this morning she asked me what i was doing today, i said that i was going to a party in ishkampoloty, and she said …

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The State of Affairs in Australian Politics >Tony Abbott asks the Queen, ""Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give me?"" >>""Well,"" said the Queen, ""The most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."" >>Abbott then asked, ""But how do I know if the people around me are 'really' intelligent?"" >>The Queen thoughtfully took a sip of champagne (as you do) and then said: ""Oh, that's easy; you just ask …

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10. ""Clocks are five hours fast"" 9. ""Everybody's speaking some crazy foreign language"" 8. ""Harry Potter won't return phone calls"" 7. ""So touchy about minor things...like going to war under false pretenses"" 6. ""They don't know where Saddam is either"" 5. ""Queen Elizabeth not half as funny as 'King of Queens'"" 4. ""Disappointed to learn 'Big Ben' is just a giant clock"" 3. ""Pack a gum costs 2 pounds -- who carries two pounds of money?!"" 2. ""I've been here for 36 hours and Prince Char…

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So Prince Charles is hunting in the woods When he notices a rustling in the bushes. After shooting at it he hears a yelp and goes to see what he's shot. To his horror, he's accidentally killed one of the Queen's corgis. "Oh Mother will be so angry" he thinks to himself. It is at that moment that he stumbles and knocks over a lamp on the ground and a genie appears and says "You freed me from the lamp, so I shall grant you a wish!" Delighted by this amazing coincidence, Charles says "Yes could yo…

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The State of Affairs in Australian Politics >Tony Abbott asks the Queen, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give me?" >>"Well," said the Queen, "The most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people." >>Abbott then asked, "But how do I know if the people around me are 'really' intelligent?" >>The Queen thoughtfully took a sip of champagne (as you do) and then said: "Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to answer a…

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Prince Charles was reversing his Land Rover out of the garage when he ran over the Queen's favourite corgi. He quickly got out but it was too late: the corgi was dead, squashed to a pulp. Just then a genie popped up and said: "Your highness, I can give you one wish. What would you like?" The Prince said: "This is Mummy's favourite dog. Can you bring it back to life?" The genie examined the corgi. "I'm sorry," he said, "but this dog can't be saved. He's way beyond repair. This dog is very, very d…

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Prince Charles was being shown around a Scottish hospital. At the end of his visit, he was led into a ward where there were a number of patients displaying no obvious signs of injury. He went over to talk to the man in the first bed, and the patient proclaimed: "Fair fa' yer honest, sonsie face Great chieftain e' the puddin' race! Aboon them a' ye tak your place, painch tripe or thairm: Weel are ye wordy o' a grace as lang's my arm." Somewhat taken aback, Prince Charles smiled politely and moved…

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