Royal Prince Charles goes to a party wearing a fox hat. It looked pretty weird but because he was royalty no one said anything. Finally towards the end of the party someone went up to Charles and said (in posh English accent) 'Charles, why on earth are you wearing that hat to a party like this?' And Charles replied (also in a posh english accent) 'Well, when i was talking to mother this morning she asked me what i was doing today, i said that i was going to a party in ishkampoloty, and she said …