Iran Jokes

Americans: Iran and Iraq are countries, not Apple products, so say their names properly.

I thought I Kuwait but then I Saudi Turkey and my Bahrain was like Oman I Israel Hungary so Iran.

Kuwait a minute. Yemen to tell me if Iraq up this war debt Iran the economy into Syria's trouble? Oman, can someone tell me if this Israel?

Want to get really stoned? Commit adultery in Iran.

America just sent the Curiosity rover to Mars... America just sent the Curiosity rover to Mars as the country watched with pride. Iran, wanting to gain a technological/global edge, decided to show up America by announcing a manned mission to the sun the very next day. The Americans, along with other western allies, decided to meet with the Iranian government to express their concern. In a conference room filled with diplomats and astrophysicists, the US delegation protested to the Iranians, ""Li…

I heard Iran is supposed to do well at the olympics this year They're the bomb

Michele Bachmann vowed to dismantle the US embassy in Iran, which hasn't existed since the 80s. She also promised to crack down on the USSR, support East Germany, and reestablish ties with the Holy Roman Empire. [x-post from r/headlinejokes](http://www.reddit.com/r/headlinejokes/comments/mweiw/michele_bachmann_vowed_to_dismantle_the_us/)

I made a new saying... So I thought I would be funny and start a new saying after I caught myself telling someone ""to grow a pair."" Making a joke I told my friend that I am just going to start tell women to ""Grow a Labia!"" So my 18 daughter walks into the room, talking about this and that, when I blurt out my new fresh saying, "" Grow a labia!"" She then takes a deep breath and looks me strait in the eye and says "" Is'nt that a place in Iran or something?""

I was banned from the Middle East, so this is what I did... Iran

The geography of men and women. The geography of a woman: Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered , half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50, a woman i…

The geography of women.. Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered , half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glor…

I met a refugee on the bus today. ""What country are you from?"" I asked. ""Iraq"" he said. ""How did you escape?"" I asked. IRAN

Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East? Iran so far away

I tried to take on ISIS with a shotgun. Iraq'd and then Iran

I escaped Iraq. Wanna know how? Iran.

I saw a scary looking Middle-Eastern man so Iran

So the 2017 World Chess Championships are being held in Iran. There's going to be some rule changes: Queens won't be able to move without the king's permission, and bishops will face summary execution for spreading the word of the false prophet

I asked a refugee: ""How did you get out of Iraq?"" He answered: ""Iran""

Donald Trump was guaranteed to become president and Muslims native to America started fleeing the country, trying to find out where to head next. I don't know about the others. But for me, just to get away from Trump, Iran.

A big earthquake hits the Middle East.. A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 strikes the Middle East, Two million Muslims die and over a million are injured, Iraq, Syria, and even parts of Iran are completely in rubble and don't know where to start with the rebuilding process. Also in shock, the rest of the world begins sending relief and supplies, Britain is sending in troops to keep the peace, Saudi Arabia, not as impacted, is sending oil and monetary assistance, Latin American countries …

Did I ever tell you about how I escaped from Iraq? Iran

A man is found in the middle of Iraq and the locals asked him where did he come from and how did he get there He said ""Iran""

When is Iran not Iran? When it's a rock.

Do you know how I got out of Persia? Iran.

Two Iranians Meet In Beverly Hills Two old friends from Iran who haven't seen each other in 20 years meet up in Beverly Hills. As Abdul sees his friend Sayeed he greets him in Farsi and says hello. Then Sayeed says to Abdul, ""Abdul ... we are in America now ... speak Spanish""