Iran Jokes

How did I escape Afghanistan? Iran.

Wanna know how I got away from ISIS? Iran

How did I escape from Iraq you ask? Iran

Wanna know how I got to the Middle East? Iran.

Wanna know how I escaped Iraq? Iran

How did I get out of Iran? Iraq.

So the 2017 World Chess Championships are being held in Iran. There's going to be some rule changes: Queens won't be able to move without the king's permission

How did I get out of Afghanistan? Iran.

In Iran everyone's scared of spiders..

I was Hungary... so Iran to Turkey

The people of Iran don't watch The Flintstones... but the people of Abu Dhabi do!

Iran bans Americans from traveling there. Won't beheading there anymore

Why is Islam in Iran so bad?,"Not exactly sure why, myself it's just Shiite

How did I escape Iraq? Iran

did you see Iran play in the world cup? I heard they played like Shiate'

Want to know how I escaped Iraq? Iran.

Do you know how I got out of Iraq? Iran

What do you call a dinosaur from the Middle East? An Iran-asaurus!

How did I get out of Iraq? Iran

What did I do when I had a bomb strapped to me chest? Iran

Have you been to Iran? You shouldn't go, I heard they don't like joggers there.

In World War 3, which country would retreat first? Iran.

Why are there no Walmarts in Iran? Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.

Why is Islam in Iran so bad? Not exactly sure why, myself, it's just Shiite

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work? Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher