Iran Jokes

What's the Shah's favorite band? Iran Maiden

What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border? Iran!

So here is my 1st ever joke on reddit. Sorry not sorry how did i escape from Iraq? Iran!! Syrisly Yeman! The Struggle Isreal.

The president of United States converses with a retired veteran Veteran : You know, mr. president, when I was combatting in the Middle East I once killed 3 enemies single handedly while being shot in my chest. President : Syriasly? What happened afterwards? Veteran : Iran.

Iran had isolated themselves... So much so that over time they became less humanoid. One day they opened their gates to the world and an American came. When he saw an Iranian he in horror cried "" Are you even a Per-sian!""

Not for you A Christian Armenian man walking by the border of Armenia and Iran sees a few Iranian men pushing a car stuck in a ditch. Every time the Iranian men push they yell allah akbar! 1.. 2... 3... Allah akbarrr! As the Armenian man joins in pushing the car, the Iranians are surprised to hear the Christian man also yell allah akbar. One Iranian man says allah is our god not yours, why do you call on his name? The Armenian man replies ""I'm not going to work my god for your ass""

Have you been to Iran? I don't think you should go, I don't think they like joggers.

How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor? Send them the Fine Brothers.

With terrorists in Iran, Turkey helping fund ISIS, and Greece in economic shambles I must ask. If Iran attacked Turkey from the rear do you think Greece would help?

After Iran and Saudi Arabia cut ties Iranians stopped praying towards Mecca ... all their prayers are going to go to Spam anyway

In Iran, people are afraid of spiders... But in Iraq, no phobia

[my original] Why have human fossils never been found in Iran? Because homos in Iran do not exist.

Britain went to the middle east and are like I'd made a mistake. Iran

Iran is 3 billion dollars short of hiding a Nuclear program What can they do to get the money?

ISIS I Saw I Shot. Then Iran. Cuz I'm a cowardly bitch.

What did Trump say about the Middle East? Iran for president, then Iraq the nation.

No one is ever able to catch me. What country do I live? Iran

Reddit deals with annoying whiners with shadowban, but what about Iran? Taliban

Donald Trump gets elected as President. 1st day in office: We have to bring back jobs from China, lets just call Xi Jinping and tell him he's fired! 2nd day is office: We have insert our dominance back in Europe and send Russia a message, lets just call Putin and threaten him with another Cold War. 3rd day in office: Need to solve the immigration issue, lets just call Nieto and tell him to stop sending rapists. 4th day in office: Need to renegotiate Iran Nuclear Deal, lets just call Khamenei and…

A soldier is at the bar when his buddy walks in. The buddy, surprised to see him, asks... Buddy: Hey how did you escape Iraq? Soldier: Iran.

So I was having this discussion with this Iranian comedian. We were talking about the reception of food-based humor and one-liners around Iran. He told me that there isn't an awful lot of a stand-up culture in the country, but the people themselves are receptive to certain kinds of jokes in certain regions. He said ""Well if you make jokes on alcohol, a large number of them will not tolerate it, but whether they like jokes based on a certain kind of cuisine depends on both the region and the amo…

How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq? Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

I wish I hadn't spoken French to my cat. Now he thinks he's the king of Iran.

Did you hear about the man running a marathon on the afghanistan border? He actually went 3 miles further... I guess Iran* a little too far *I'm pronouncing it ""e-ran""

USA has Democracy, Syria has Autocracy, Iran has Theocracy, and Britain has... Pedocracy.