Abdul Jokes

Abdul Hassan was a famous maker of carpets in the reign of the Great Caliph, who was much admired for his craftsmanship. But one day, as he was presenting his wares at the Court, a frightful catastrophe occurred. When Abdul bowed low before Haroun al Rashid, he broke wind. That night, the carpet-maker closed his shop, piled his most precious wares upon a single camel, and left Baghdad. For years he wandered, changing his name but never his profession and always yearning to return to his beloved …

Two Iranians Meet In Beverly Hills Two old friends from Iran who haven't seen each other in 20 years meet up in Beverly Hills. As Abdul sees his friend Sayeed he greets him in Farsi and says hello. Then Sayeed says to Abdul, ""Abdul ... we are in America now ... speak Spanish""

Three ISIS mothers having tea..... The first says: ""My son Ahmed used to play here with the neighbor dog... The next says: ""My boy Abdul did too...I miss him. The third says. ""These kids just blow up way too fast""

Three muslim women... Three muslim women are sitting together talking. One pulls out a picture of her son to show the others. 'This is a picture of my son Abdul. He would have been 18 today'. Another pulls out a picture of her son. 'This is a picture of Mohammed. He would have been 20 today'. The third one says with a tear in her eye, 'Yes, they blow up so quickly these days...'

An pakistani in the US fears for his safety Email note from Abdul in Washington to his friend Ahmed in Pittsburgh: I was fed up with being burgled every other day in my neighbourhood. So, I tore out my alarm system & de-registered from our local Neighbourhood Watch. I've planted a Pakistani flag in each corner of my front garden and a large Black Flag of ISIS in the centre. I grew a beard and only wear turbans in my freetime. Now, the Washington Police, the FBI, the National Security Agency,…

I was walking down the road when I ... ...saw an Afghan bloke standing on a 5th floor balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him""Whats up, Abdul, wont it start?""

My Iraqi friend skyped me today Something hilarious must've been happening because I kept hearing ""Hahahahallahu hahahkbar"" and then what sounded like party poppers. Abdul sure is a mad one.

I was walking down the road today and saw my Afghani neighbor, Abdul, standing on his fifth floor apartment balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, ""What's up Abdul, won't it start?""

Abdul the Indian wife beater punches his wife every night at 7pm. On the dot......

An Afghanistan diplomat visiting the US for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department. The diplomat was not used to the salt in American foods (French fries, cheeses, salami, anchovies, etc.) and was constantly sending his manservant Abdul to fetch him a glass of water. Time and again, Abdul would scamper off and return with a glass of water, but then came the time when he returned empty handed. ""Abdul, you son of an ugly camel, where is my water?"" demanded the diplomat.…

An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department. The Grand Emir was unused to the salt in American foods (french fries cheeses salami anchovies etc.) and was constantly sending his manservant Abdul to fetch him a glass of water. Time and again Abdul would scamper off and return with a glass of water but then came the time when he returned empty-handed. Abdul you son of an ugly camel where is my water? demanded the Grand Emir. A thousand par…

Two Bedouins were in the middle of a desert. When one gets something blown into his eye. His companion takes a look at his eye for him and says ""Hold still Abdul it might be sand.""

An pakistani in the US fears for his safety Email note from Abdul in Washington to his friend Ahmed in Pittsburgh: I was fed up with being burgled every other day in my neighbourhood. So, I tore out my alarm system & de-registered from our local Neighbourhood Watch. I've planted a Pakistani flag in each corner of my front garden and a large Black Flag of ISIS in the centre. I grew a beard and only wear turbans in my freetime. Now, the Washington Police, the FBI, the National Security Agen…

What did the turkey say to the goat?,"The turkey said gobble, gobble gobble. The goat said back abdul akbar before blowing up.

What did the turkey say to the goat? The turkey said gobble, gobble, gobble. The goat said back abdul akbar before blowing up.