Abdul Hassan was a famous maker of carpets in the reign of the Great Caliph, who was much admired for his craftsmanship. But one day, as he was presenting his wares at the Court, a frightful catastrophe occurred. When Abdul bowed low before Haroun al Rashid, he broke wind. That night, the carpet-maker closed his shop, piled his most precious wares upon a single camel, and left Baghdad. For years he wandered, changing his name but never his profession and always yearning to return to his beloved …

Two Iranians Meet In Beverly Hills Two old friends from Iran who haven't seen each other in 20 years meet up in Beverly Hills. As Abdul sees his friend Sayeed he greets him in Farsi and says hello. Then Sayeed says to Abdul, ""Abdul ... we are in America now ... speak Spanish""

Three ISIS mothers having tea..... The first says: ""My son Ahmed used to play here with the neighbor dog... The next says: ""My boy Abdul did too...I miss him. The third says. ""These kids just blow up way too fast""

Three muslim women... Three muslim women are sitting together talking. One pulls out a picture of her son to show the others. 'This is a picture of my son Abdul. He would have been 18 today'. Another pulls out a picture of her son. 'This is a picture of Mohammed. He would have been 20 today'. The third one says with a tear in her eye, 'Yes, they blow up so quickly these days...'