Queen Elizabeth is planning to visit the set of ""Game of Thrones"" next week. She said things are hard to keep track of because everyone keeps dying. And then Prince Charles said, ""Not everyone.""

10. ""Clocks are five hours fast"" 9. ""Everybody's speaking some crazy foreign language"" 8. ""Harry Potter won't return phone calls"" 7. ""So touchy about minor things...like going to war under false pretenses"" 6. ""They don't know where Saddam is either"" 5. ""Queen Elizabeth not half as funny as 'King of Queens'"" 4. ""Disappointed to learn 'Big Ben' is just a giant clock"" 3. ""Pack a gum costs 2 pounds -- who carries two pounds of money?!"" 2. ""I've been here for 36 hours and Prince Char…

A joke for Donald Trump - what do you get when you cross Queen Elizabeth and Prince Charles? Killed in a tunnel

Queen Elizabeth is celebrating 60 years on the throne. I assume it was something she ate.