Tony Abbott Jokes

The good news is, Tony Abbott says Australia may have spotted two pieces of the plane. The bad news is, Tony Abbott says a lot of things.

What's the difference between Tony Abbott and a coffee machine?... One is a cold heartless machine, used by everyone... ...And the other is useful with a Cafe. Gnite folks!

Shout out to all the Aussies over here! Want to hear a joke? :) Tony Abbott

give me an example of a tragedy? Tony Abbott was visiting a Sydney primary school and the class was in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked Mr Abbott if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'Tragedy'. So our illustrious leader asked the class for an example of a 'Tragedy' A little boy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playin' in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy.' '…

Australian soccer team bus crash Prime minister Tony Abbott was advised of an accident involving the Socceroos team bus. ""Sir, the team is OK, but 6 Brazilian people were killed."" Obviously shaken up Tone took a minute to compose himself before asking ""... Exactly how many is a brazillion?""

The State of Affairs in Australian Politics >Tony Abbott asks the Queen, ""Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give me?"" >>""Well,"" said the Queen, ""The most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."" >>Abbott then asked, ""But how do I know if the people around me are 'really' intelligent?"" >>The Queen thoughtfully took a sip of champagne (as you do) and then said: ""Oh, that's easy; you just ask …

The State of Affairs in Australian Politics >Tony Abbott asks the Queen, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give me?" >>"Well," said the Queen, "The most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people." >>Abbott then asked, "But how do I know if the people around me are 'really' intelligent?" >>The Queen thoughtfully took a sip of champagne (as you do) and then said: "Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to answer a…

give me an example of a tragedy? Tony Abbott was visiting a Sydney primary school and the class was in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked Mr Abbott if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'Tragedy'. So our illustrious leader asked the class for an example of a 'Tragedy' A little boy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playin' in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy.' …

What did Tony Abbott (Prime minister of Australia) do with the half-eaten banana? He re-peeled it.

What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ? Cut funding for wind power in Australia