The good news is, Tony Abbott says Australia may have spotted two pieces of the plane. The bad news is, Tony Abbott says a lot of things.

Shout out to all the Aussies over here! Want to hear a joke? :) Tony Abbott

give me an example of a tragedy? Tony Abbott was visiting a Sydney primary school and the class was in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked Mr Abbott if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'Tragedy'. So our illustrious leader asked the class for an example of a 'Tragedy' A little boy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playin' in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy.' '…

Australian soccer team bus crash Prime minister Tony Abbott was advised of an accident involving the Socceroos team bus. ""Sir, the team is OK, but 6 Brazilian people were killed."" Obviously shaken up Tone took a minute to compose himself before asking ""... Exactly how many is a brazillion?""