I told my 7 year old daughter that there are real princesses... My 7 year old made a comment along the lines of ""I wish princesses were real"" and I replied that they are, they're just not what you think of when you watch fairy-tales and Disney shows. She didn't believe me so I started to look some up on my phone and came across Diana....the following dialogue is verbatim Daughter - ""Oh she's pretty, who's she?"" Me - ""That's Princess Diana, she died in a car wreck years ago though"" Daughter…

Challenge: Change one letter in a move title to create a whole new blockbuster Examples: Pooper: BRUCE WILLIS finds out the hard way just how dangerous time travel can be. Tar Trek: WILLIAM SHATNER's quest to go where no man has gone before to make Canada a major oil producer. Gone with the Wine: Nicholas Cage drinks himself to death in the old south. 301: Dalmatians rescue ancient Sparta from cruel cats. Zardog: Sean Connery's dog wins Best of Show. Sin Citi: Kiki's bond ratings may have fallen…

At the exact same moment, a priest named William Clinton and the former president William Clinton, die. Through a obvious mix up, Bill is sent to Heaven, while William is sent to Hell. They spent a day there, until the mistake is noticed and Bill is sent down to Hell. As they meet at the elevator, they meet an exchange pleasantries. ""After a day here, I feel sorry for you my son, but I am so excited to meet all my favorite Biblical figures! Jesus, Peter and of course, the Virgin Mary!"" William…

So Prince Charles is hunting in the woods When he notices a rustling in the bushes. After shooting at it he hears a yelp and goes to see what he's shot. To his horror, he's accidentally killed one of the Queen's corgis. "Oh Mother will be so angry" he thinks to himself. It is at that moment that he stumbles and knocks over a lamp on the ground and a genie appears and says "You freed me from the lamp, so I shall grant you a wish!" Delighted by this amazing coincidence, Charles says "Yes could yo…