Why did the Siamese twins move to England? So the other one could learn to drive. Courtesy of the movie "Man on the Moon".

What do you get when you cross Prince Charles and the Queen? Killed in a tunnel.

What's the difference between England and a tea bag? ...A tea bag stays in the cup longer! #FIFAWORLDCUPBRAZIL

Inoffensive Muslim joke What do the weather in England and a Muslim have in common? It's either Sunni or shiite