Drunk Guy Jokes

tattoo joke NSFW A Girl gets two tattoos on her inner thighs: one of Mike Tyson on her right inner thigh and the other is of Evander Holifield on her left inner thigh. She points to them and asks the bartender ""Does this look like Mike Tyson?"" Bartender says ""No."" She then asks ""Does this look like Evander Holifield?"" Bartender says ""Nope sorry."" She's says ""Well I want another opinion."" She sees a drunk guy at the end of the bar. She points to her inner right thigh and asks him ""Does…

Joe was at a bar at the tallest building in the world... ...having a drink, when a very intoxicated man next to him started talking to him... ""Hey, did you know that the winds up here are so strong that if you jump out, they'll push you right back in?"" Joe responds ""no way!"" Drunk guy says "" yes way, here I'll show you"" And with that, he jumps out the window and sure enough, he's swept back into the bar. Joe is flabbergasted. The drunk guy goes ""here, I'll do it again"", and sure enough, …