Two men are sitting in a penthouse bar... perched on top of a building of impressive height. One of the men turns to the other and gives him a nudge: ""Hey, don't look so down. I have a secret for you. This beer that I'm drinking is magic beer. This beer that I'm drinking will make you fly!"" Upon seeing the man roll his eyes in disbelief he exclaims, ""No! Really! Watch this!"" He then downs the rest of his drink and jumps out a nearby window, only to return safely after making a loop around th…

So there is this bar on the 15th floor of a building in New York And this dude walks in like he owns the place. He walks up to the bartender and orders 4 of his ""Special Drinks"". Then he jumps out the window and flys around the building 10 times. When he jumps back in he goes to this girl at the bar and says ""Did you see that?"" She says no and he orders 4 more drinks and flys around the bar again. This time she was walking to the window while he was flying and she still didn't see it. He com…

A man walks into a bar....... The man goes to the bar, and takes a seat on a stool. He proceeds to ask the bartender for two shots of his special whiskey. Upon receiving the whiskey, he turns to the side, and tells the man sitting there,"" This is magic whiskey. If I drink it, I will not die."" So the man gives his fellow bar member a shot of whiskey, drinks his own, and walks out to the street. He jumps in front of a speeding car, and comes out unscathed. The other bar member, amazed, drinks hi…

Two men walk in to a cliff side bar. Around 10 pm, two men with brown and black hair walk in to a cliff side bar. The men sit beside each other, start hammering down drinks, and hit it off. After much laughing and joking the black haired man gets serious. He whispers to the other, "" you know, i heard the updraft on the side of this cliff is so strong, you can catch it in your coat and fly back to the bar.. I've always wanted to try it.."" The brown haired man laughes it off as a crazy idea, and…